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Power Medicial WheelChair Mobility Carrier Rack Ramp
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Heavy duty steel construction;Weight Capacity of Ramp: Up to 400 lbs
Folding ramp can also be locked flat when not in use.
Durable black powder coated finish;Weight of ramp (gate) 16 lbs .easy to lift.

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Twilight Parody! Funny stuff right here!!!?

BELLA: I'm sad to leave the hellish, uninhabitable wasteland of Phoenix to live in a rain-soaked town full of rubes. I wish everything about my comfortable and privileged life were completely different!
DAD: Hi, Bella! Welcome to Forks, Washington. I'm glad you've stopped playing mother to your own flighty, irresponsible mom and come here to be my mother instead.
BELLA: It will be my pleasure to cook and clean for you.
DAD: I bought you an old truck from an Indian in a wheelchair!
BELLA: I ... have no response for that.

EDWARD: Hi, I'm Edward. I'm every girl's fantasy boyfriend: moody, humorless, violent, capable of snapping your spine with my bare hands, liable to do creepy things like watch you while you're sleeping, but also really cute.
BELLA: There is something strange about you.
EDWARD: (recoils at her garlic breath) I don't know what you mean.
BELLA: I just can't put my finger on what it is.
EDWARD: (lifts automobile with one hand) You're imagining things.
BELLA: I feel like you're hiding something from me.
EDWARD: (grabs passing rabbit with lightning speed; drinks rabbit's blood) Don't be silly!
BELLA: It's like you're different somehow.
EDWARD: (turns into bat; flies away)
BELLA: Hmm. I bet he's gay.

EDWARD: You know what vampires love? Baseball!
BELLA: Really?
EDWARD: Sure! Haven't you ever heard of vampire bats?
(Crickets.)
EDWARD: Anyhoo, these are the vampire friends I live with, the Cullens. They've been very eager to eat you.
BELLA: You mean meet me?
EDWARD: Meet you. What did I say?
ALICE: I'm Alice! I can see the future, but only when it's useful to the plot. For example, right now: Look out for those mean vampires barging in from the forest!
MEAN VAMPIRE JAMES: Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum! I smell the blood of a human!
EDWARD: Stay away from her! Bella, you'd better go. I don't want you to have to see me fight this guy for your honor, our muscles straining as we grapple, the air thick with testosterone and the sounds of our throaty snarling.
BELLA: Right! I wouldn't want to see that! Especially not if your shirts got torn off!
The Original Dialogue

Bella : Your possibly fast and strong. Your skins is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color and sometimes you speak like you're from a different time. You never even drink anything. You don't go out in sunlight. How old are you?
Edward : 17
Bella : How long you been 17?
Edward : Awhile
Bella : I know what you are?
Edward : Say it....out loud.
Bella : Vampires
Edward : Ask me the most basic question,what do I eat?
Bella : Blood
Edward : Are you afraid?
Bella : No.

The Parody Dialogue

Bella : Your possibly fat and merry, your cheeks are rosy red. I know what you are.
Edward : Say it....out loud.
Bella : Santa
Edward : Ask me the most basic question, what do I eat?
Bella : Milk....and cookies
Edward : Have u been bad this year?
Bella : No...I've been naughty.


did you write that or find it somewhere online? It's hilarious either way but if you wrote it you need to do more! roflmao

2009-07-20 22:29:04 by Sirius Black

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